Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
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Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
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soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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