Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
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he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
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Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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