I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
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She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
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I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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