You're a womanizer and a bitch.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
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and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
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Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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