This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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