Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
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