Do you still have your period?
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Idk if I want to put a bra on
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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