There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
id be glad to
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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