found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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