just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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