dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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