Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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