You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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