Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
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or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
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I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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