There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Randomize
