What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
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