There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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