That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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