You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
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creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
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If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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