We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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