fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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