Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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