you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
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Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
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Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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