My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
Randomize
