so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
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I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
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And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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