i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
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