if i died would you start the facebook group?
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
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You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
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Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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