dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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