the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
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Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
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I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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