I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
