I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
