i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
COCAINE IS GR8
Fuck me I smell like cheese
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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