Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(843): View more from South Carolina

just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today

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(440): View more from Ohio

i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.

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(815): View more from Illinois

He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.

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(815): View more from Illinois

yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.

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(760): View more from California

My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."

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(303): View more from Colorado

He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.

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