people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
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