Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
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The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
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Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
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