I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
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