Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
They are going to name an STD after you.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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