I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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