return my video game
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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