college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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