yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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