oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I just found a bag of teeth...
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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