i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Did you just see the Batmobile???
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
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we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
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I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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