No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
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He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
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Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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