I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
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False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
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Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
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