belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
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