Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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