mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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