he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Randomize
