You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
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You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
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I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
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