I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
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