i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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