I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
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Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
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Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I have fence marks all over my body
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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