omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
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She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
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Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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