when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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