he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
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private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Can I color on your dick again?
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
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I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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