ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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