Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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