thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
the day after is always just damage control
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
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I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
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I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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